My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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