I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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