now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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