dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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