Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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