It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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