im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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