the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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