his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
this boner is exhausting
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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