I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I smell like Dick and happiness
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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