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TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a shit load of segways right now
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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