wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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