I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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