So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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