Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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