only if we run a train.
done.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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