At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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