How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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