Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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