Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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