Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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