That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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