I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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