at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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