only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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