the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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