apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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