Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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