ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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