This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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