Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Randomize