He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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