Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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