What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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