Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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