Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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