yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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