You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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