we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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