Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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