He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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