I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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