That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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