i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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