i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You can make out without kissing
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