there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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