Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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