I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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