can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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