HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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